Vacationing Portagers Caught Saying They Are From Winnipeg
Orlando, FL – A Portage family learned it’s a small world after all, after an embarrassing moment is witnessed by Portage child at Disney World. The Martens’ family [...]
Trudeau To Celebrate Canada Day 2018 By Smoking Marijuana In Giant Pipe In St. Claude
St. Claude, MB – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is kicking of the legalization of marijuana in a big way. Trudeau is opting to celebrate in St. Claude Manitoba rather than [...]
“Pantses” & “Yous Guys” Among Local Phrases To Earn Grammar Exceptions
Portage la Prairie, MB – “Yous guys” won’t be showing up in your grammar and spell check anymore thanks to a lobby effort headed by City Hall and local English [...]
Mosquitoes On Threatened Species List Due To Infected Human Blood
Portage la Prairie, MB – Science is providing comfort to Portagers stressed over the lack of mosquitos this summer. Locals have created their own theories over why [...]
New Senior’s Park Featuring Complaint Booth & Competitive Gardening To End Migration To B.C.
Portage la Prairie, MB – Head west no more, old man! Portage is getting a novel park concept that will end the flux of retirees heading to British Columbia. Senior themed [...]
Trump Offers Tactical Nuclear Weapon Solution To Oak Bay Crime Wave
Portage la Prairie, MB – Where policing and diplomacy fail carpet-bombing always brings hope. A deal to employ the military help of our American allies is in place thanks [...]
Ambulance Ride To Town & Miracle Get Woman To Bingo On Time
Portage la Prairie, MB – Evelyn Peters was home alone in the R.M. of North Norfolk wondering how she was going to get to bingo when she had to call an ambulance to take [...]
City Hall Bell Used In Hunger Games Inspired Game Show Shot At Island Park
Portage la Prairie, MB Contestants are hoping the odds will ever be in their favour as they battle to the death to see who will win new kitchen appliances, luggage, airfare [...]
Woman Fights Sister Over Proper Pronunciation of Tornadoes
Portage la Prairie, MB – A family, and possibly an entire city, is divided over the pronunciation of a popular local restaurant and the disagreement is threatening to [...]
Police Get Upper Hand In Combatting Crime Wave
Portage la Prairie, MB – Portage is calling in the cavalry to battle the wave of recent serious crimes. Police will be patrolling the streets of Portage in a new iron horse [...]
