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Locals To Turn Colorado Low Into A High

March 2, 2018 // 1 Comment

Locals will turn a Colorado Low into a high by smoking marijuana

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – A major winter storm is headed our way and a local cat owner and pot enthusiast has a plan to make it all go away. Or at least it will feel that way. Billy Neepawa is organizing a Colorado High event for this Monday to celebrate the upcoming legalization of marijuana and to raise funds [...]

Hydrogen Peroxide Drinking Seniors Surpass Stupidity Of Tide Pod Eating Teens

February 28, 2018 // 0 Comments

Local seniors are downing hydrogen peroxide in higher and higher concentrations

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Maude and Jim McIntyre had to rush their grandson to the hospital to have his stomach pumped after he consumed a laundry pod during a drinking party six months ago. Last weekend Joel McIntyre had to rush his grandfather to the E.R. after he downed some hydrogen peroxide. “Gramps is on [...]

Woman Becomes Her Best Self But Disappointed With Results

February 27, 2018 // 0 Comments

Woman becomes her best self but disappointed with the best version of herself

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Inspired by a book store marketing sign in December last year, Liz Thiessen made a New Year’s resolution to become her best self. She bought the gym membership, workout clothes, self-help books and scheduled bi-weekly counselling sessions. By late February, two months of intense [...]

Couple Use 28 Days Of Month Long Netflix Free Trial To Decide What To Watch

February 26, 2018 // 1 Comment

Deciding what to watch on Netflix is difficult for Portage la Prairie couple

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – A struggle most couples endure on a nightly basis was taken to the extreme by Barry and Darlene Compton of Portage la Prairie as they spent 28 days trying to figure out what to watch on Netflix. “All our friends have Netflix so we decided to sign up for the free month,” Darlene Compton [...]

Hockey Fan Kicked Out Of Foot Locker For Abusing Referees

February 25, 2018 // 0 Comments

Hockey dad gets banned from Foot Locker for abuse of officials

WINNIPEG, MB – A Portage la Prairie hockey dad was planning on picking up a pair of shoes at the mall during a break in a weekend tournament but he left with a misconduct and an ejection. Steve Sapinski, entered the Foot Locker in Polo Park searching for a new pair of running shoes when he found trouble. [...]

Researchers Identify Source Of Smell In Gladstone Rink As 1970’s Urine

February 24, 2018 // 0 Comments

University research team discovers source of smell in Gladstone Arena washroom

GLADSTONE, MB – For decades, arena attenders have marvelled at the scent emanating from the cozy urinals in the men’s washroom at the Gladstone rink and they are delighted to know researchers at the University of Manitoba identified the source. “It’s such a familiar smell,” Herb Friesen of Westbourne [...]

Canada Sending Mennonites Packing – Manitoba Political Leader Part Of Upcoming Exodus

February 23, 2018 // 0 Comments

WINNIPEG, MB – A recent federal government probe into the citizenship status of hundreds of second generation Mennonites lead Ottawa to revoke its original invitation to all Mennonite people dating as far back as the 18th century. “We were looking at the whole citizenship issue of Mennonites from South America [...]

NHL Introduces Coin Flip To Solve All Goalie Interference & Coaches Challenges

February 9, 2018 // 2 Comments

NHL will have referees flip a coin at centre ice to decide goal tender interference and contested offsides

TORONTO, ON – In the face of ongoing criticism from players and coaches combined with mounting pressure from fans the NHL has taken swift action to eliminate video review and introduce a simple coin flip at centre ice to settle up to two challenged calls per game. “The NHL, NHLPA, along with our owners have agreed [...]

Canadian Government Sets Up Ministry of Tickling, Touching & Fondling

February 8, 2018 // 0 Comments

Ministry of Tickling, Touching and Fondling set up in Ottawa

OTTAWA, ON – Canada’s government unanimously approved the creation of a new Federal Ministry of Tickling, Touching and Fondling in an effort to find a positive solution to ongoing revelations of inappropriate and unwanted sexual comments and actions. The new government department hopes to turn a negative into a [...]

Stats Show Patrik Laine’s Mom Part Of Growing Trend Of Mothers Driving Adult Children Around

February 7, 2018 // 3 Comments

Patrik Laine's mom part of trending movement of mothers driving adult children around

WINNIPEG, MB – In the wake of Patrik Laine’s ground breaking interview in The Players’ Tribune, and the revelation that his mother drives him to and from his hockey games, new stats show a growing trend of mothers chauffeuring their adult children. The new report shows 48% of adult males 18-24 have their mothers [...]