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Province Demands Portage Change Name Of Saskatchewan Ave. To Pallister Boulevard

October 22, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie names main street Pallister Boulevard to honour Premier Brian Pallister

Winnipeg, MB – With the Winnipeg Blue Bombers on the upswing, the Saskatchewan Roughriders lagging and a Portage la Prairie native as Premier, the time has come for Portage [...]

Portage Woman’s Miracle Signs Can Fix Crime & All Other Problems

October 18, 2017 // 0 Comments

Woman gets people to do things by posting signs

Portage la Prairie, MB – Julie Klassen used to spend her days nagging, reminding and threatening her family to do their homework, shower, tidy up and other household [...]

Portage Is A Hotspot For Alien Abandonment

October 17, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie hotspot for alien abandonment

Portage la Prairie, MB – It reads like an episode of the X-Files but the truth is not, “out there”, its right here. Researchers and U.F.O. experts are [...]

Turtle Gene Placed In Portage Humans Will Allow Them To Live To 400 But Get Less Done

October 16, 2017 // 1 Comment

turtle gene could allow humans to live 400 years but get less done

Portage la Prairie, MB – Researchers at the Portage Institute for Medical Experiments have isolated a gene in turtles tied to life expectancy and are beginning human trials [...]

Farmer Turns Chicken Dycks Into Thumbs To Create Latest Food Craze

October 15, 2017 // 0 Comments

Elie, MB – Chicken thumbs are grabbing market share from chicken fingers and stealing attention away from chicken wings thanks to a farmer from Elie. Lester Friesen of [...]

Woman “Felt It Was Time” To Become A Stay-At-Home Aunt

October 14, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Sylvia Peters’ biological clock is ticking and she is getting her sister to do something about it. The 33 year-old single woman announced at a [...]

Confused Portage Man Demands Anal Flu Shot

October 13, 2017 // 0 Comments

man gets anal flu shot instead of annual flu shot

Portage la Prairie, MB – For Emil Gauthier seeing is believing, and Gauthier thought the sign advertising the annual flu shot read, “get your anal flu shot today.” The [...]

Arrival Of Strange Letters Cause Portagers To Suddenly Disappear

October 12, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portagers disappear after being mentioned in letters

Portage la Prairie, MB – A series of odd unsolicited letters are showing up in mailboxes across Portage la Prairie and producing some disturbing side effects. The letters [...]

Portage Man Made Fun Of For Not Wearing Plaid To Party

October 9, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage man wearing floral shirt instead of plaid

Portage la Prairie, MB – Riley Rossburn knew he was pushing the tolerance boundaries by wearing a new floral print dress shirt to a social in Portage la Prairie on [...]

Muskrat Farm and “Muskratville” Theme Park Planned for Crescent Lake

October 8, 2017 // 0 Comments

Crescent Lake will become muskrat farm complete with Muskratville theme park

Portage la Prairie, MB – A planned muskrat farm for Portage la Prairie’s Crescent Lake hopes to convince the RCMP to go with Manitoba muskrat for its hats. The Mounties [...]