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Man Mourns Loss Of Hockey Towel After It Tests Positive For Most Known Viruses & Pathogens

Kenny Barnes's looses his favourite hockey towel after not washing it for 30 years.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The towel hasn’t seen the inside of a washing machine since Pee Wee […]

May 15, 2020 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Winkler Flyers Answer NHL Pressure By Changing Name To Knights

Logo of Junior Hockey Team Winkler Menno Knights
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Winkler, MB – The small-town Manitoba Junior A team is pushing back on the National Hockey League by […]

March 3, 2020 get the puck out, Stories

Byfuglien’s Norwegian Nephew Shares Reasons For Departure From Hockey

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OSLO, NORWAY – According to Dustin Byfuglien’s nephew, Arvid Knutsen, the former Winnipeg Jet has taken a vow […]

February 6, 2020 get the puck out, Stories

Parents Find Children’s Activities Lame – Other Than Hockey: Study Shows

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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB –  According to a mythical new study 95 per cent of mothers are relieved […]

February 4, 2020 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Blames Slow Start On Beard Loss & Mennonite Shunning

Mennonite shunning affects Patrik Laine's scoring
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WINNIPEG – Last year, Winnipeg Jets sniper, Patrik Laine rocked the full Menno beard and filled the net […]

October 25, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Patrik Laine Visits With Amish Fans Of Lancaster Pennsylvania But Won’t Join Due To Lack Of Wi-Fi

Patrik Laine rollerblades in Amish country
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PHILADELPHIA, PA –  The beard is weird, but it has gained notoriety and popularity as the Finnisher, Patrik […]

March 10, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Amish & Mennonite Fans Clog Highways Travelling To Philadelphia To See Patrik Laine

Amish and Mennonite fans go to see Patrik Laine play with the Jets in Philadelphia against the Flyers
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LANCASTER, PA –  The most popular hockey player among Pennsylvania Dutch, Amish and Mennonite fans from the Lancaster […]

March 9, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Hockey Fan Kicked Out Of Foot Locker For Abusing Referees

Hockey dad gets banned from Foot Locker for abuse of officials
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WINNIPEG, MB –  A Portage la Prairie hockey dad was planning on picking up a pair of shoes […]

February 25, 2018 can I get a business, get the puck out, NEWS, Stories

Researchers Identify Source Of Smell In Gladstone Rink As 1970’s Urine

University research team discovers source of smell in Gladstone Arena washroom
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GLADSTONE, MB –  For decades, arena attenders have marvelled at the scent emanating from the cozy urinals in […]

February 24, 2018 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

NHL Introduces Coin Flip To Solve All Goalie Interference & Coaches Challenges

NHL will have referees flip a coin at centre ice to decide goal tender interference and contested offsides
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TORONTO, ON – In the face of ongoing criticism from players and coaches combined with mounting pressure from […]

February 9, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

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