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Patrik Laine Visits With Amish Fans Of Lancaster Pennsylvania But Won’t Join Due To Lack Of Wi-Fi

March 10, 2018 // 1 Comment

Patrik Laine rollerblades in Amish country

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The beard is weird, but it has gained notoriety and popularity as the Finnisher, Patrik Laine piles up the goals this NHL season. During the current Winnipeg Jets road trip, Laine decided to strap on some rollerblades and visit the Amish farms around Lancaster Pennsylvania after being invited [...]

Amish & Mennonite Fans Clog Highways Travelling To Philadelphia To See Patrik Laine

March 9, 2018 // 1 Comment

Amish and Mennonite fans go to see Patrik Laine play with the Jets in Philadelphia against the Flyers

LANCASTER, PA – The most popular hockey player among Pennsylvania Dutch, Amish and Mennonite fans from the Lancaster area is playing in Philadelphia and highways are clogged with horse and buggies full of fans slowly making their way to the game. Pennsylvania Highway 30 will be most affected by the increased [...]

Hockey Fan Kicked Out Of Foot Locker For Abusing Referees

February 25, 2018 // 0 Comments

Hockey dad gets banned from Foot Locker for abuse of officials

WINNIPEG, MB – A Portage la Prairie hockey dad was planning on picking up a pair of shoes at the mall during a break in a weekend tournament but he left with a misconduct and an ejection. Steve Sapinski, entered the Foot Locker in Polo Park searching for a new pair of running shoes when he found trouble. [...]

Researchers Identify Source Of Smell In Gladstone Rink As 1970’s Urine

February 24, 2018 // 0 Comments

University research team discovers source of smell in Gladstone Arena washroom

GLADSTONE, MB – For decades, arena attenders have marvelled at the scent emanating from the cozy urinals in the men’s washroom at the Gladstone rink and they are delighted to know researchers at the University of Manitoba identified the source. “It’s such a familiar smell,” Herb Friesen of Westbourne [...]

NHL Introduces Coin Flip To Solve All Goalie Interference & Coaches Challenges

February 9, 2018 // 2 Comments

NHL will have referees flip a coin at centre ice to decide goal tender interference and contested offsides

TORONTO, ON – In the face of ongoing criticism from players and coaches combined with mounting pressure from fans the NHL has taken swift action to eliminate video review and introduce a simple coin flip at centre ice to settle up to two challenged calls per game. “The NHL, NHLPA, along with our owners have agreed [...]

Stats Show Patrik Laine’s Mom Part Of Growing Trend Of Mothers Driving Adult Children Around

February 7, 2018 // 3 Comments

Patrik Laine's mom part of trending movement of mothers driving adult children around

WINNIPEG, MB – In the wake of Patrik Laine’s ground breaking interview in The Players’ Tribune, and the revelation that his mother drives him to and from his hockey games, new stats show a growing trend of mothers chauffeuring their adult children. The new report shows 48% of adult males 18-24 have their mothers [...]

Curling Surpasses Hockey To Become Whitest Sport In The World

January 29, 2018 // 0 Comments

Curling is now officially the whitest sport in the world

WINNIPEG, MB – The Curling Collective of Canada is celebrating a major victory with the announcement their sport has surpassed hockey for the first time to become the whitest sport on the planet. For decades, curling was as white as winter but it finally took the moderate colorization of hockey to allow it to take [...]

NHL Bans Fighting For Players, Opens It Up For Hockey Fans

January 13, 2018 // 0 Comments

The National Hockey League bans fighting for players and opens it up for fans

NEW YORK, NY – Exclusive to “Get The Puck Out” In a bold move to modernize the National Hockey League, Commissioner Gary Bettman announced starting next season fighting will be banned for players but measures will be put in place to allow fans to fight while attending games. “Today we address [...]

Junior B Hockey Team Tries To Win Game By Running Opposition Goalie When Down By 9

January 12, 2018 // 0 Comments

Junior B team tries to run goalie after getting down by 9

ST. CLAUDE, MB – The St. Claude Voyageurs of the Manitoba Junior B Hockey League sent a strong and clear message last night in a game they lost 11-1 to the Roland Pumpkin Express. With only three minutes left in the second period Pumpkin Express forward and captain Gord Klassen rifled a shot past St. Claude goalie [...]

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Explains Reason Behind Mennonite Beard

January 4, 2018 // 8 Comments

Patrik Laine's cousin explains Laine's Mennonite beard

TAMPERE, FINLAND – Patrik Laine’s cousin Kimmo Laine has finally provided a rationale to Patrik’s bearded face that has perplexed Winnipeg Jets hockey fans. It turns out Laine’s connection to Manitoba goes much deeper than being drafted second overall in 2016 by the Winnipeg Jets. According to [...]

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