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C.I.P.P.-TV Wins National Award For Pandering News Coverage Of Local Non-Accomplishments

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Popular local TV station C.I.P.P. was winner of a prestigious national award from the CRTC for excellence in news and information gathering. The annual For The People Award was presented to station owner and general pain in the ass Ryan Coke last night at a gala in Ottawa. “It’s an [...]

Portagers Have Fun With Foul Smell From Waste Water Treatment Facility

Billy Neepawa pretends to have diarrhea to play trick on neighbour

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – As the south wind carries the tantalizing odour of feces from 13,000 Portage la Prairie arses across the city, some people complain about the unpleasant smell while many more Portagers made the choice to have some fun with it. Billy Neepawa noticed the smell while walking his mother’s cat [...]

TV Morning Show Host Saves Co-Worker From Frostbite By Sucking His Toes

Co-worker saves friends toes from frostbite by sucking on them

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Since moving to Portage la Prairie to work at CIPP-TV, Oliver Sutton has endured a lot, but his assignment on New Years Eve involved going above and beyond the call of a TV morning show host. In frigid temperatures, Sutton, host of PP In The Morning, had to think quickly in order to save [...]

Portage News Director Fired For Not Sharing Right-Wing Perspective

Portage la Prairie, MB – New local TV station, CIPP-TV fired News Director, Pat Hiscock, after numerous complaints from politicians and business owners about her seemingly left-wing editorial perspective. “We told Pat, when we brought her in from Lloydminster, her job was to be head cheerleader for the town [...]

BJ Harrisburg – PP After Dark Host

PP After Dark Host – BJ Harrisburg is a part-time DJ, guitarist in several local bands and possibly has substance abuse issues. The initials BJ are a mystery, as he won’t disclose what they stand for. We can confirm they don’t stand for Bradly James, Barry John or Buddy Joe. There are rumours the [...]

Vivica Rhianna Meeches – Saturday Night Videos Host

Saturday Night Videos host – Vivica Rhianna Meeches is a born and raised Portager. She is a recent grad of the On-Air On Target online course and is currently working as a hostess at a local restaurant. Click here to read about Saturday Night Videos: Saturday Night Videos [...]

Gerry Atrick – The Dirt Host

The Dirt host – Gerry Atrick has been a local farm advocate for 35 years. He’s never farmed a day in his adult life but makes a good living off writing and lobbying on behalf of farm special interest groups. Click here to read all about THE DIRT: THE DIRT description. Photo: United Soybean Board [...]

Rick & Anita Siemens – Dawn of The Day Hosts

Dawn of the Day Hosts – Rick & Anita Siemens are pastors at the Portage Associated Community Church, a non-denominational, progressive, positive church in Portage la Prairie. Former Mennonite adherents, the Siemens have drifted away from their cultural roots in an attempt to reach the broader world. P.A.C.C. [...]

Helen Wait – Can I Get A Business? Host

Can I Get a Business? Host – Helen Waite. Helen has been active in various Chambers of Commerce and has been involved in the Conservative Party as a fundraiser for 20 years. She can’t wait to visit local businesses and tell their story. Click here to read all about Can I Get a Business: Can I Get a Business? [...]

Marissa Moosetail – Pow WOW! Host

Pow Wow host – Marissa Moosetail. Marissa has a diploma in broadcast journalism and has been working at an online reporter for Anishinaabe News Now for almost two years. Marissa is an avid golfer and loves shopping and eating out with friends. She will be staying with family in Portage to help make her [...]