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World’s Largest Coke Can A Symbol Of Diabetes & Obesity Must Replaced With Cucumber or Sausage

August 27, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – The assault on historic monuments is hitting Portage la Prairie hard and it may cost the idyllic city its premiere tourist attraction. Protesters will assemble Monday night to highlight their efforts to have the world’s largest Coke can removed or replaced with a healthier option. [...]

Indians Want to Take Name Back From First Nations

August 23, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Indians are starting a movement to get their name and image back. Canadians who have family roots in India are fed up with the term “Indian” being used to describe First Nations People. “It’s frustrating to have Indian food associated with bannock, wild game, wiener water [...]

Drake’s Hit Song “Hotline Bling” Proves He’s A Fraud & Not Culturally Relevant

August 23, 2017 // 0 Comments

Toronto, ON – We’ve all said it or sang it, even if we didn’t know where it was from. “You used to call me on my cell phone”, has been part of our lives since Drake droned it out in 2015, but we are now realizing how unhip and out of touch the song is. “Often culture gets caught up in the hype and [...]

Children With Rare “Vampire” Gene Severely Injured By Eclipse

August 22, 2017 // 0 Comments

Higginsville, MO – Today’s total solar eclipse resulted in tragedy for a Higginsville Missouri family of five when three sisters tried to peek at the solar eclipse. Anastasia, Lavinia and Selina Nicolai heard about the pending eclipse on social media and decided it was a great opportunity to venture outside [...]

Trump Mad At God For Turning Sky Black Across America

August 21, 2017 // 0 Comments

Washington, DC – God inspired Donald Trump to compose a stream of angry tweets today accusing The Almighty of siding with The Media, Fake News and the Alt-left. At issue is the fact God blocked the sun with the moon from coast to coast across the U.S.A. today, turning day into night. President Donald Trump took [...]

Crappy Boss Overcomes Low Staff Morale & High Turnover Rates To Write Leadership Book

August 20, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – The business world is buzzing over the release of a new leadership book from a very unlikely source. Prairie Sunset Industries has been plagued by terrible management, inferior products, poor financial performance, low staff morale and ridiculous turnover rates but its latest endeavour [...]

Helix Concert Ends After Fan Won’t Give An “R”

August 17, 2017 // 0 Comments

Kelowna, BC – After 33 years of giving R’s, O’s, C’s and K’s fans of Canadian heavy metal legends, Helix may have run out. At a rock festival in Kelowna this week the band took the stage to engage the crowd with their iconic sing-back song “R.O.C.K. You”. When they called Trina Murray on [...]

Costa Rica Joins Canada – Pallister First Simultaneous Premier Of Two Provinces

August 16, 2017 // 1 Comment

San Jose, Costa Rica – Brian Pallister silences critics and makes history by convincing Central America’s best country to join confederation. Since becoming Premier of Manitoba, Pallister has faced harsh criticism over how much time he spends at his vacation home in Costa Rica but CIPP-TV has now learned the [...]

Local Man Wins Internet “Webby” Award For Clicking Over 1 Million Things

August 15, 2017 // 0 Comments

Gladstone, MB – Internet novice George MacGregor of Gladstone Manitoba has done something his tech savvy kids and grandchildren have only dreamt off. MacGregor is the only Manitoban to win a Webby Award in the history of the famous web award program. At a recent ceremony in San Francisco, MacGregor won the 2017 Most [...]

City Bans Hockey & Most Sports To Protect Kids From Concussions

August 14, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – One small Canadian city is taking a big stand to protect its children from catastrophic brain injuries by replacing hockey with yoga. Starting with hockey, Portage la Prairie is passing laws to have all contact sports, and all sports where accidental contact could occur, banned for those [...]