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Trump Offers Tactical Nuclear Weapon Solution To Oak Bay Crime Wave

July 31, 2017 // 2 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Where policing and diplomacy fail carpet-bombing always brings hope. A deal to employ the military help of our American allies is in place thanks to the generosity of President Donald Trump and lobbying by Portage Conservatives dedicated to get tough on crime. “The petty and serious crime [...]

Ambulance Ride To Town & Miracle Get Woman To Bingo On Time

July 30, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Evelyn Peters was home alone in the R.M. of North Norfolk wondering how she was going to get to bingo when she had to call an ambulance to take her to the hospital instead. “I was on Facebook trying to get someone to take me to town for bingo when I suddenly got dizzy and had lots of [...]

City Hall Bell Used In Hunger Games Inspired Game Show Shot At Island Park

July 28, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB Contestants are hoping the odds will ever be in their favour as they battle to the death to see who will win new kitchen appliances, luggage, airfare for two to Vancouver and $10,000 in cash. The groundbreaking concept will not only be the first Canadian game show to involve participants putting [...]

Woman Fights Sister Over Proper Pronunciation of Tornadoes

July 27, 2017 // 1 Comment

Portage la Prairie, MB – A family, and possibly an entire city, is divided over the pronunciation of a popular local restaurant and the disagreement is threatening to become physical. Eunice Kehler and her sister Ethel Neudorf are threatening to punch each other’s lights out if they can’t agree on how to say [...]

Police Get Upper Hand In Combatting Crime Wave

July 26, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Portage is calling in the cavalry to battle the wave of recent serious crimes. Police will be patrolling the streets of Portage in a new iron horse this weekend that is armed to the max. There will be no need to call in back up when the force’s new addition is on the clock. The former [...]

Shart Week On CIPP-TV Portage la Prairie

July 25, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – Too afraid of sharts to go into the water? The City of Portage la Prairie and local, hit TV station CIPP-TV are teaming up to present a week-long marathon of programming documenting a frightening phenomenon, the shart. Prevalent in the region, sharts are a terrifying and all too common [...]

Rob Lowe Shaken By Wrestling Sasquatch Encounter In Portage

July 24, 2017 // 1 Comment

Long Plain First Nation, MB – The truth is out there, at Long Plain First Nation and Rob Lowe experienced it first hand. While shooting upcoming episodes of his new reality show, The Lowe Files, Rob Lowe came to Manitoba Canada to document the mysterious Big Foot at Long Plain. Several months ago Lowe [...]

Splashing Banned From Splash Island

July 23, 2017 // 1 Comment

Portage la Prairie, MB – If you thought a place called Splash Island would be okay with frisky frolicking, you’d be wrong. New safety rules are in place to address an ongoing problem at Portage la Prairie’s premier water park. There is a zero tolerance policy on splashing and aggressive frolicking. “We have [...]

Academy Names “Knee-Bob” Social Dance Move Of The Year

July 22, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – A new dance move from the dance floors of Portage socials has become all the rage. The new step started showing up at wedding and fundraising socials in late 2016 in the Central Plains region and has invaded almost every corner of the province, and some parts of Saskatchewan. The [...]

Husband Guilty Of Oral Neglect – Wife Finds Love & Satisfaction With Wooden Teeth & Bolivian Mennonite

July 21, 2017 // 0 Comments

Portage la Prairie, MB – He was her husband and her dentist but he is now neither. Joshua Bobinsky is facing a hefty divorce settlement, fines and professional discipline after neglecting the oral needs of his wife Jocelyn. In February of last year, Mrs. Bobinsky entered the care of her husband of 20 years and [...]