PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB –
A major winter storm is headed our way and a local cat owner and pot enthusiast has a plan to make it all go away. Or at least it will feel that way.
Billy Neepawa is organizing a Colorado High event for this Monday to celebrate the upcoming legalization of marijuana and to raise funds for a local animal shelter.
“The more it snows the more we’ll toke,” said Neepawa. “Blaze the blizzard!”
With pot consumption and trade becoming legal this summer, Neepawa says this is the perfect tie-in to celebrate the legalization of marijuana.
He will be putting up posters around town and using social media to market the event that will be free to attend with a donation of pet food. In the event the Colorado low closes highways Neepawa will open his doors to all those stranded.
“I can’t think of a better way to experience Portage as a tourist,” said Neepawa.
The event is tied to helping a local shelter, a cause near to Neepawa’s heart since his cat’s last round of constipation.
“I’m a little worried about my cat being affected by second-hand smoke. Since his enema he’s been pooping regularly and I don’t want to mess that up.”
The Colorado High starts Monday afternoon and lasts as long as the storm. Neepawa’s home is located near the east-end 7/11 which will be open regardless of how bad the weather gets. There will be an abundance of food should participants get hungry.
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