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Man ‘Pretty Sure’ He’s Better At Wordle Than Everyone Else

World's best Wordle player gets word in one guess. Cunning Linguists want him kicked out of writing group
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Portage la Prairie, MB – Self-proclaimed word master Benjamin Bohner is facing a strong rebuke from the local […]

January 30, 2022 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Ball Sniffing Police Dogs Root Out Country’s Largest Underground Bingo

Ball sniffing dogs lead police to largest illegal bingo game in Canada
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Portage la Prairie, MB – Illegal bingo operations are sprouting up all over the country as frustrated players try […]

January 5, 2021 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

High Levels Of Pretty Women Lead Portage la Prairie To Change Name To ‘Paradise City’

Portage la Prairie's large numbers of hot women lead city to change name to Paradise City inspired by Guns N' Roses song
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Soon going down to Paradise City, ‘where the grass is green and the […]

May 13, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Portage Potato Festival Officially Becomes The Couch Potato Fest

The ever famous and wildly popular celebration of the world’s sexiest vegetable takes a creative new turn this year.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The ever famous and wildly popular celebration of the world’s sexiest vegetable takes […]

May 7, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

City Hosting Shoplifting Expo & World Championship Next Week

Shoplifting Expo will bring a wave of shoplifting to Portage la Prairie next week
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Light fingered Portagers are ready to put their skills on display in the […]

April 28, 2020 can I get a business, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

City’s New Battery-Operated Pigeons Being Attacked By Billy Neepawa’s Cats

Billy Neepawa's cat Oscar has been catching battery operated pigeons after the City replaced the batteries
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Even fresh batteries can’t keep the City’s monitoring pigeons out of the grasp […]

April 27, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

People Saying “They’d Give Anything For Things To Get Back To Normal” Greeted By Devil Wanting Their Souls

Portage woman is offered things in exchange for soul
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The Devil is down in Manitoba and he’s looking to make a deal […]

April 25, 2020 Dawn of the Day, mbn news, NEWS

Man Shares ‘Full Monty’ Before Learning Zoom Meeting Included Video

man doesn't realize Zoom meeting had his laptop camera live and was naked
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – It was Bruce Erikson’s first and last Zoom meeting but he left an […]

April 15, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Local Sasquatch Kills Easter Bunny During Drunken Feeding Frenzy

Easter bunny killed and eaten by sasquatches in Portage la Prairie
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Easter left many Portage children disappointed and the Easter Bunny dead as local […]

April 12, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Woman Devastated To Learn Summer Of ’69 Is Not About The Year

Bryan Adams' song Summer of '69 is not about the year 1969.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Tracey Broadbent was 15-years-old when she first heard Bryan Adams’ ‘Summer of ’69’. […]

April 10, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, saturday night videos

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