Husband Barred From Future Massage Therapy After Admitting “It Was Kind Of Sexual”

Portage la Prairie, MB –

Mike Wiens will not be enjoying the satisfaction of a massage therapist’s hands for a long time after being too honest with his wife after a couples massage at a local spa.

“We were enjoying a nice couple’s day at the spa,” Mike Wiens explained.  “I was relaxed and felt like being vulnerable with my feelings.  I do not think I should be punished for that.”

Michele and Mike Wiens were participating in a couples massage for their wedding anniversary when Mike’s momentary lapse of judgement occurred.

“We had just finished the massage and it was just me and Michele in the room,” Wiens said.  “I was in a state of euphoric bliss when she asked me the question.”

The question Michele posed was whether or not Mike found the massage sexual.

“All I said was, ‘kind of’, and she went ballistic.  I thought she was feeling romantic.  I guess I just didn’t think it through before I answered.”

Mr. Wiens claims extenuating circumstances created the conditions for his poor choice.

“Let’s be honest we are in a warm, softly lit room, relaxing music is playing, my wife is moaning on the next table, the therapist giving the massage is better than average looking and I’m getting rubbed.  What guy wouldn’t find that at least a bit sexual?”

Wiens claims his admission did not imply he was sexually aroused at the time or during any other massage.

“I guess I should have been less honest.  It was our anniversary.”

Wiens is forbidden from receiving any massages from any one.  When asked if she has ever thought massages were slightly sexual she replied, “Off course not!  Women are different than men.  They don’t have those kinds of thoughts.”

We will have more on this story as it becomes available.


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