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Will Arnett Gets Lost Driving “150 Clicks” From Winnipeg To Portage la Prairie – Located 3 Days Later In Carberry

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Just days after releasing a video on Vanity Fair on Canadian slang, Will Arnett attempted to drive the “150 clicks” from Winnipeg to Portage la Prairie he mentioned in the video to visit relatives. Family reported the Toronto born star missing the following day when he failed to show up [...]

Manitobans Who Made It To Work Waste Most Of The Day Talking About The Snow

Colorado Low brings heavy snowfall to Manitoba and a drop in productivity

WINNIPEG, MB – Productivity across Manitoba may have hit an all-time low with today’s heavy snowfall, but people not getting to work isn’t the culprit. Most businesses report 70-75% attendance, but it seems those people who have made it to work are doing nothing more than talking about all the [...]

Stats Show Patrik Laine’s Mom Part Of Growing Trend Of Mothers Driving Adult Children Around

Patrik Laine's mom part of trending movement of mothers driving adult children around

WINNIPEG, MB – In the wake of Patrik Laine’s ground breaking interview in The Players’ Tribune, and the revelation that his mother drives him to and from his hockey games, new stats show a growing trend of mothers chauffeuring their adult children. The new report shows 48% of adult males 18-24 have their mothers [...]

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Explains Reason Behind Mennonite Beard

Patrik Laine's cousin explains Laine's Mennonite beard

TAMPERE, FINLAND – Patrik Laine’s cousin Kimmo Laine has finally provided a rationale to Patrik’s bearded face that has perplexed Winnipeg Jets hockey fans. It turns out Laine’s connection to Manitoba goes much deeper than being drafted second overall in 2016 by the Winnipeg Jets. According to [...]

Local Senior Hockey Star Gets NHL Shot With Injury To Winnipeg Jets’ Scheifele

Senior Hockey Star for Oakville Seals gets try out with Winnipeg Jets

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Rinks around Southern Manitoba are buzzing over the prospect of a star player from our own backyard getting a shot at the NHL. When the Winnipeg Jets lost one of their top players to injury, Tyler Murray was poised to make the most the opportunity. “I’ve been dedicated to getting better [...]

Shoppers Want “Buy One, Get One 50% Off” Sales Banned – Investigation Reveals It’s Just A 25% Discount

Shoppers who can't do the math upset with buy one get one 50% sales

WINNIPEG, MB – Calls from upset shoppers clogged the CIPP-TV news tip line on Black Friday with complaints about “Buy one, get one 50% off” sales found at most major malls and retailers. Portager, Lisa Mojelsky, uncovered the truth behind the recent retail-marketing ploy used to attract holiday bargain hunters. [...]

Province Demands Portage Change Name Of Saskatchewan Ave. To Pallister Boulevard

Portage la Prairie names main street Pallister Boulevard to honour Premier Brian Pallister

Winnipeg, MB – With the Winnipeg Blue Bombers on the upswing, the Saskatchewan Roughriders lagging and a Portage la Prairie native as Premier, the time has come for Portage la Prairie to change the name of its main street. Officials from the Provincial Government have requested the City of Portage la Prairie look at [...]

Winnipeg Woman “Has Really Let Herself Go” Since Moving To Portage

Winnipeg woman dresses down to fit in after move to Portage la Prairie

Portage la Prairie, MB – Cynthia Revelstoke moved to Portage la Prairie from Winnipeg with her husband and two-year-old son three years ago looking for an idyllic small town life. She discovered the pastoral existence she longed for but it came with a few surprising side effects that are troubling her city [...]

Riders’ Fans Being “Way Too Over The Top” Might Be Reason For Mild Support For CFL Elsewhere

Winnipeg, MB – Saskatchewan native and life-long Roughriders fan, Matt Slewski is finally coming to terms with the fact his home province might be off track with its CFL passion. The 35-year-old moved from Regina for work 5 years ago and began noticing his enthusiasm for the Riders and CFL was not matched by [...]

Trudeau & “Fight For Your Right To Party” Exhibit Coming To Museum For Human Rights

Winnipeg, MB – Primer Minister Justin Trudeau will launch a new exhibit acknowledging the right to party as a human right Canada Day 2018. Symbolically coinciding with the legalization of marijuana, the new exhibit will celebrate Canadian youth culture through the last one hundred years and its struggle for [...]

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