virus

Manitoba City Makes It Illegal To Kill Mosquitoes & Puts Them On Threatened Species List

Portage la Prairie, MB – It will soon be illegal to kill mosquitoes in Portage la Prairie after researchers discovered Portagers’ blood is causing record low numbers of he insect. Concerned locals created their own theories over why Portage’s favorite songbird has virtually disappeared but the real reason [...]

Woman’s Garlic Cure Is More Effective Than Flu-Shot But Makes Her Smell Worse Than Dead Animal

Woman beats influenza and all illness with garlic cure

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – For the past eighteen years, Ingrid Salisbury has consumed four large cloves of garlic a day and has not been ill once during that time. “It is truly remarkable she has gone that long without being sick,” medical expert Brian Draward said, “We conducted research on her for the past [...]

CIPPTV Channel 116

Portage la Prairie's Fictional Satire Station

virus

Manitoba City Makes It Illegal To Kill Mosquitoes & Puts Them On Threatened Species List

Woman’s Garlic Cure Is More Effective Than Flu-Shot But Makes Her Smell Worse Than Dead Animal