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Parents Can Now Only Dream About Having Their Teen’s Lifestyle & Spending Power

Parents can no longer enjoy the same lifestyle and ability to spend as their children

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Forget the Jones’, moms and dads are finding it harder to keep up with the kid’s lifestyles than ever before according to new government stats. 7 out of 10 parents, or 70% of adults with children can no longer afford the lifestyle their kids enjoy. “We found that the [...]

Digital Trauma Leading Cause Of Nose Bleeds In Teens and Millennials Says Health Study

Digital trauma while using cell phones and electronic devices can cause sever nosebleeds

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Emergency rooms and doctors are experiencing a spike in the number of nosebleed cases caused by cell phone use combined with digital trauma. A recent health study found that excessive scrolling on social media causes teens and millennials to probe orifices mindlessly, primarily the nose, [...]

Hydrogen Peroxide Drinking Seniors Surpass Stupidity Of Tide Pod Eating Teens

Local seniors are downing hydrogen peroxide in higher and higher concentrations

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Maude and Jim McIntyre had to rush their grandson to the hospital to have his stomach pumped after he consumed a laundry pod during a drinking party six months ago. Last weekend Joel McIntyre had to rush his grandfather to the E.R. after he downed some hydrogen peroxide. “Gramps is on [...]

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Parents Can Now Only Dream About Having Their Teen’s Lifestyle & Spending Power

Hydrogen Peroxide Drinking Seniors Surpass Stupidity Of Tide Pod Eating Teens