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Hydrogen Peroxide Drinking Seniors Surpass Stupidity Of Tide Pod Eating Teens

Local seniors are downing hydrogen peroxide in higher and higher concentrations

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Maude and Jim McIntyre had to rush their grandson to the hospital to have his stomach pumped after he consumed a laundry pod during a drinking party six months ago. Last weekend Joel McIntyre had to rush his grandfather to the E.R. after he downed some hydrogen peroxide. “Gramps is on [...]

Discovery of Bitcoin Deposit In Portage la Prairie Leads To Creation Of First Open-Pit Bitcoin Mine

Bitcoin deposit discovered in Portage la Prairie, Manitoba Open-pit Bitcoin mine to be set up

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – An unprecedented economic boon is about to hit Portage la Prairie with the recent discovery of Bitcoins in the fertile plains of Manitoba. Bitcoin prospectors made the discovery after initial internet research led them to believe large deposits of the cryptocurrency might exist here. [...]

Portage Church To Hire Chad Kroeger as Worship Pastor To Help Resurrect His Career

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger becomes worship pastor

Portage la Prairie, MB – For years, closet Nickelback fan and Pastor, Kevin Bunski, drew inspiration from the music of Canada’s most iconic rock band so when he had the chance to hire front man Chad Kroeger as the Worship Pastor for the Portage Assembly of Christians Church he went for it. Click here to read [...]

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Hydrogen Peroxide Drinking Seniors Surpass Stupidity Of Tide Pod Eating Teens

Discovery of Bitcoin Deposit In Portage la Prairie Leads To Creation Of First Open-Pit Bitcoin Mine

Portage Church To Hire Chad Kroeger as Worship Pastor To Help Resurrect His Career