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Taking A Knee During Anthems Could Help End Osgood-Schlatter Disease

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – It is a disease that strikes mostly young men in their athletic prime and if mayoral candidate, Ryan Coke, is elected it will be eliminated. “Osgood-Schlatter is a terrible disease that has shattered many young Portage athlete’s dreams,” Ryan Coke said at a glitzy press conference at [...]

Local News Reporter Gets Fired For Asking Too Many Questions

Portage la Prairie, MB – CIPP-TV reporter Kendra Pashe is getting the boot for running her mouth and asking too many questions. Portage’s local imaginary television station is going through another shakeup over editorial direction.  After the sudden severance of News Director Pat Hiscock for her left-leaning [...]