Mennonite

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Blames Slow Start On Beard Loss & Mennonite Shunning

WINNIPEG – Last year, Winnipeg Jets sniper, Patrik Laine rocked the full Menno beard and filled the net across the NHL but has faced a sluggish start since shaving in the off-season. Laine’s cousin, Kimmo Laine told CIPP – TV in an email statement the loss of Patrik’s beard has caused a riff with his Mennonite [...]

Amish & Mennonite Fans Clog Highways Travelling To Philadelphia To See Patrik Laine

Amish and Mennonite fans go to see Patrik Laine play with the Jets in Philadelphia against the Flyers

LANCASTER, PA – The most popular hockey player among Pennsylvania Dutch, Amish and Mennonite fans from the Lancaster area is playing in Philadelphia and highways are clogged with horse and buggies full of fans slowly making their way to the game. Pennsylvania Highway 30 will be most affected by the increased [...]

Canada Sending Mennonites Packing – Manitoba Political Leader Part Of Upcoming Exodus

WINNIPEG, MB – A recent federal government probe into the citizenship status of hundreds of second generation Mennonites lead Ottawa to revoke its original invitation to all Mennonite people dating as far back as the 18th century. “We were looking at the whole citizenship issue of Mennonites from South America [...]

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Explains Reason Behind Mennonite Beard

Patrik Laine's cousin explains Laine's Mennonite beard

TAMPERE, FINLAND – Patrik Laine’s cousin Kimmo Laine has finally provided a rationale to Patrik’s bearded face that has perplexed Winnipeg Jets hockey fans. It turns out Laine’s connection to Manitoba goes much deeper than being drafted second overall in 2016 by the Winnipeg Jets. According to [...]

Portage Church To Hire Chad Kroeger as Worship Pastor To Help Resurrect His Career

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger becomes worship pastor

Portage la Prairie, MB – For years, closet Nickelback fan and Pastor, Kevin Bunski, drew inspiration from the music of Canada’s most iconic rock band so when he had the chance to hire front man Chad Kroeger as the Worship Pastor for the Portage Assembly of Christians Church he went for it. Click here to read [...]