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Man Mourns Loss Of Hockey Towel After It Tests Positive For Most Known Viruses & Pathogens

Kenny Barnes's looses his favourite hockey towel after not washing it for 30 years.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The towel hasn’t seen the inside of a washing machine since Pee Wee […]

May 15, 2020 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Parents Find Children’s Activities Lame – Other Than Hockey: Study Shows

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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB –  According to a mythical new study 95 per cent of mothers are relieved […]

February 4, 2020 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Blames Slow Start On Beard Loss & Mennonite Shunning

Mennonite shunning affects Patrik Laine's scoring
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WINNIPEG – Last year, Winnipeg Jets sniper, Patrik Laine rocked the full Menno beard and filled the net […]

October 25, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Amish & Mennonite Fans Clog Highways Travelling To Philadelphia To See Patrik Laine

Amish and Mennonite fans go to see Patrik Laine play with the Jets in Philadelphia against the Flyers
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LANCASTER, PA –  The most popular hockey player among Pennsylvania Dutch, Amish and Mennonite fans from the Lancaster […]

March 9, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Hockey Fan Kicked Out Of Foot Locker For Abusing Referees

Hockey dad gets banned from Foot Locker for abuse of officials
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WINNIPEG, MB –  A Portage la Prairie hockey dad was planning on picking up a pair of shoes […]

February 25, 2018 can I get a business, get the puck out, NEWS, Stories

Researchers Identify Source Of Smell In Gladstone Rink As 1970’s Urine

University research team discovers source of smell in Gladstone Arena washroom
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GLADSTONE, MB –  For decades, arena attenders have marvelled at the scent emanating from the cozy urinals in […]

February 24, 2018 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Stats Show Patrik Laine’s Mom Part Of Growing Trend Of Mothers Driving Adult Children Around

Patrik Laine's mom part of trending movement of mothers driving adult children around
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WINNIPEG, MB – In the wake of Patrik Laine’s ground breaking interview in The Players’ Tribune, and the […]

February 7, 2018 get the puck out, mbn news, Stories

Curling Surpasses Hockey To Become Whitest Sport In The World

Curling is now officially the whitest sport in the world
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WINNIPEG, MB – The Curling Collective of Canada is celebrating a major victory with the announcement their sport […]

January 29, 2018 get the puck out, mbn news, Stories

Junior B Hockey Team Tries To Win Game By Running Opposition Goalie When Down By 9 

Junior B team tries to run goalie after getting down by 9
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ST. CLAUDE, MB – The St. Claude Voyageurs of the Manitoba Junior B Hockey League sent a strong […]

January 12, 2018 get the puck out, Stories

Barely Recognizable Former Junior Hockey Star Resorts To Using “Do You Know Who I Am”

Former MJHL hockey star desperately asks "Do you know who I am?"
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CARMAN, MB – He lit up the Manitoba Junior Hockey League for three years as a Portage Terrier […]

December 11, 2017 get the puck out, Stories

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