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Study Reveals Why Kids Throw Tantrums & Leads To Demands For Government Help To Meet Children’s Every Whim

Study reveals why kids have tantrums. Parents need more help.

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Experts discovered the reason why a growing number of small children throw temper tantrums, have hissy fits and meltdowns, especially in public. The shocking new study reveals the wild, annoying and loud behaviour works on most adults. “Over the last twenty years we have seen an increase [...]

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Explains Reason Behind Mennonite Beard

Patrik Laine's cousin explains Laine's Mennonite beard

TAMPERE, FINLAND – Patrik Laine’s cousin Kimmo Laine has finally provided a rationale to Patrik’s bearded face that has perplexed Winnipeg Jets hockey fans. It turns out Laine’s connection to Manitoba goes much deeper than being drafted second overall in 2016 by the Winnipeg Jets. According to [...]

Mom Admits Single-Parent Son Is More Marketable Than Single-Mom Daughter

Mom admits single-moms not as attractive to dating partners as single-dads

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – A holiday gathering for a local Portage la Prairie family brought a glaring double-standard to a head when Hilda Nowicki came out of the closet about her attempts to find partners for both of her single-parent children. “Andrew is just amazing with the kids,” Nowicki said. [...]

Google Search Reveals Grandma’s “Secret” Family Recipe A Fraud – Family Devastated

Grandma's recipe turns out to be a copy.

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Grandma Watson was the keeper of several “secret” recipes she claimed had been in her family for generations but when the 94-year-old passed away last month the truth was exposed and her family was devastated. “I wanted to make Nana’s Christmas gingerbread cookies but couldn’t read [...]

Mom Who Suffers From Holiday Family Photo Anxiety Is Abandoned By Family

Portage la Prairie, MB – Doris Langenbruener is frustrated because other family’s vacations look better than hers do on Facebook and Instagram. On the Langenbruener’s last family getaway, Doris spent more time on her iPad looking at Facebook and Instagram than she did with her family. What she saw [...]