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Underground Dealer Found With Over 500 Souls On Portage Property

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – A secret, underground soul dealer operating in and around Portage la Prairie was found in possession of the spirits of over 500 people during a recent C.I.P.P.-TV Channel 116 investigation. MBN News reported Portager, Aaron MacDonald, sold his soul online to a man known only as [...]

Portage Woman’s Miracle Signs Can Fix Crime & All Other Problems

Portage la Prairie, MB – Julie Klassen used to spend her days nagging, reminding and threatening her family to do their homework, shower, tidy up and other household chores.  The Portage la Prairie grandmother had to remind neighbours not to walk on her lawn and co-workers to wash their hands and clean up after [...]

New TV Station Launches “Show Us Your PP” Contest

Portage la Prairie, MB – Show us you PP and win a trip for 2 to Las Vegas!  Starting July 1 all CIPP-TV Channel 116 viewers have to do is make a sign showing the world your support of Portage la Prairie’s newest television station. Make a sign with the CIPP-TV call letters and show it to the world.  If we see it [...]

News Anchor Feels Superior to Production Crew

Portage la Prairie, MB – CIPP-TV Channel 116 has a morale problem.  MBN News anchor, Jack Hoffman(click here to read his profile), has alienated himself from the production crew by refusing to hang out with anyone other than station executives and other anchors. A 30-year veteran, most recently from the prestigious [...]

Crescent Lake Path Woman in Bikini Top Has No Intentions of Swimming

Portage la Prairie, MB – Only days before the Portage Ex a woman was seen strolling on the path next to Crescent Lake wearing shorts, flip-flops and a bikini top.  Several drivers on Crescent Road pulled over to see if the woman was going to swim in Crescent Lake to seek relief from recent high temperatures. [...]