Church

Pastor Fired for Being Too Much Like Jesus

Portage la Prairie, MB – After attending an all-night wedding party then preaching a sermon on the beach, a local pastor has been fired and his church closed for good. “This wasn’t the first incident. He had been warned many times, “ Barry Dumas, Regional Director of The Domination, said. “We’ve been [...]

Local Single Man Seeking Romance Travels To Carman To See Cougars & Beavers

Carman Manitoba hosts singles event featuring cougars and beavers

CARMAN, MB – Portager Billy Neepawa signed up online for a singles mixer event in Carman Manitoba hoping to find love but came home alone after watching the goalie get pulled twice in one day. The singles ad promised a “fun, friendly and relaxed atmosphere” for area singles to get together and watch the Carman [...]

Portage Church To Hire Chad Kroeger as Worship Pastor To Help Resurrect His Career

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger becomes worship pastor

Portage la Prairie, MB – For years, closet Nickelback fan and Pastor, Kevin Bunski, drew inspiration from the music of Canada’s most iconic rock band so when he had the chance to hire front man Chad Kroeger as the Worship Pastor for the Portage Assembly of Christians Church he went for it. Click here to read [...]

Facebook Posts Lead Man To Believe In Resurrected Tom Petty & Start Church

Portage la Prairie, MB – Portagers are calling it The Church of Tom Petty a Modern Day Saint, and it is a religious movement that is exploding. Founder, Peter Frohlinger, started the Church after Petty’s death on Monday and according to Frohlinger, his apparent resurrection. “I got a text from my buddy Derek [...]

Mega Church Pastor Loves The Christian Brand But Is Less Impressed With Jesus

Houston, TX – The truth shall set you free, and Jeffery Roberts is telling his congregation the shocking truth about Jesus Christ and will be a guest this week on CIPP-TV’s Dawn of The Day. “We must read the gospels through the lens of modern revelation,” mega-church Pastor Jeffery Roberts said. “The [...]