Channel 116

Portage Makes History Electing First Imaginary Candidate, Ryan Coke, As Mayor

Ryan Coke becomes Portage la Prairie's first imaginary mayor in stunning landslide

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE – Portage is getting drunk on Ryan Coke and celebrating its first imaginary Mayor. The City of Portage la Prairie becomes the first municipality in Canada to elect a fictional character as mayor. After leveraging his substantial fictional media empire, including Portage’s imaginary and [...]

Man Decides To Run For Mayor Based On Number Of Facebook Friends & Marginal Ideas

Ryan Coke wants to be the next Mayor of Portage la Prairie by ending homeliness

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The only thing that can help Portage look better is Ryan Coke. Media Mogul, trust fund kid and now political juggernaut, Ryan Coke has announced he is entering the race to become Portage la Prairie’s next top mayor. “I’m running on a platform that “Portage Needs Coke” because I [...]

Homeliness In Portage la Prairie To Be Eliminated By Local TV Station Initiative

Homely people are excited about new program to end homeliness in Portage la Prairie

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – CIPP – TV is looking to change the face of Portage la Prairie for the better. The local TV station announced the launch of a new initiative to end homeliness once and for all in the Manitoba city. “The message we’re sending out is we want to make Portage la Prairie beautiful [...]

Poll Reveals Most Millennials Oblivious Of Time Change Due To Reliance On Smart Phones

Millennials unaware of time change due to dependence on smart phones

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – A recent C.I.P.P. – TV poll indicates most people under 35 were not aware a change to Daylight Saving Time occurred this weekend. “The poll we conducted shows 85% of millennials did not realize a change in time happened this weekend,” C.I.P.P.-TV head researcher Robin Harrisburg [...]

Underground Dealer Found With Over 500 Souls On Portage Property

Soul gatherer in Portage la Prairie buys and sells souls

PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – A secret, underground soul dealer operating in and around Portage la Prairie was found in possession of the spirits of over 500 people during a recent C.I.P.P.-TV Channel 116 investigation. MBN News reported Portager, Aaron MacDonald, sold his soul online to a man known only as [...]

Producers of Suits Announce Spinoff Called “Safety Vests” Starring Meghan Markle

Producers of TV hit series Suits create spinoff series based on construction workers called Safety Vests starring Meghan Markle

HOLLYWOOD, CA & PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Producers of the hit TV drama suits announced they are collaborating with C.I.P.P. –TV to create a new drama series based on the people who wear orange, high-visibility safety clothing “Safety Vests” will tell the stories of intrigue and excitement from the [...]

Local Fictional TV Station C.I.P.P. Celebrates International Skeptics Day With Doubtful Promotion & Programming Lineup

CIPP -TV Channel 116 plans International Skeptics Day marathon of programs

PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Hit local imaginary TV station C.I.P.P. is celebrating a dubious holiday with a special programming schedule in honour of International Skeptics Day Saturday January 13. “Based on the fact we are a fictional and questionable television station that exists only on the internet we felt [...]

Mega Church Pastor Loves The Christian Brand But Is Less Impressed With Jesus

Houston, TX – The truth shall set you free, and Jeffery Roberts is telling his congregation the shocking truth about Jesus Christ and will be a guest this week on CIPP-TV’s Dawn of The Day. “We must read the gospels through the lens of modern revelation,” mega-church Pastor Jeffery Roberts said. “The [...]

New TV Station for Portage & Southern Manitoba to launch Canada Day.

CIPP-TV Channel 116 is putting together an unreal programming schedule that will have viewers tuning in to tune out – of reality. Click here to see the upcoming programming schedule: Programming [...]

Marshall Law: Sports Director

Sports Director: Marshall Law. Marshall is a former CFL player and is affectionately called “The Bone Head” by most of his friends. After his successful playing career was cut short by concussion related symptoms, Marshall began doing sports radio. He is thrilled to be moving to the bright lights of [...]

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