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Trucker Pride Convoy Promotes Sex With Trudeau

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Portage la Prairie, MB – A convoy of Smokey and The Bandit proportions rolled through Portage la Prairie, […]

January 27, 2022 All Posts, CIPP-TV Fiction, MBN Fiction

Ball Sniffing Police Dogs Root Out Country’s Largest Underground Bingo

Ball sniffing dogs lead police to largest illegal bingo game in Canada
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Portage la Prairie, MB – Illegal bingo operations are sprouting up all over the country as frustrated players try […]

January 5, 2021 All Posts, CIPP-TV Fiction, MBN Fiction

Canadian Wood Tick Catching Championship Looking To Break Record Of 4,569 Ticks On One Person

Canadian Wood Tick Catching Championships are set to go this weekend in Lavenham, Manitoba and Spruce Woods Provincial Park
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LAVENHAM, MB – A spring ritual that could be on an episode of Fear Factor is set to […]

May 9, 2020 All Posts, CIPP-TV Fiction, MBN Fiction

Free COVID Vacation Fund Created For The 28 People Who Still Haven’t Received Any Government Money

Winter Fiesta Fund or the Corona Castaway Benefit and will be available to all 28 remaining working Canadians
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OTTAWA, ON – The federal government worked overtime to come up with a new program to cover off […]

May 6, 2020 All Posts, CIPP-TV Fiction, MBN Fiction

Study Reveals Majority Of Canadians Are Publicly Drinking Booze In Tim Hortons Cups

Canadians exposed for drinking alcohol hidden in Tim Hortons coffee cups
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The rumblings and word on the street have circulated for years but CIPP-TV […]

April 1, 2020 All Posts, CIPP-TV Fiction, MBN Fiction

Patrik Laine’s Cousin Blames Slow Start On Beard Loss & Mennonite Shunning

Mennonite shunning affects Patrik Laine's scoring
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WINNIPEG – Last year, Winnipeg Jets sniper, Patrik Laine rocked the full Menno beard and filled the net […]

October 25, 2018 All Posts, get the puck out

Portage Makes History Electing First Imaginary Candidate, Ryan Coke, As Mayor

Ryan Coke becomes Portage la Prairie's first imaginary mayor in stunning landslide
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE – Portage is getting drunk on Ryan Coke and celebrating its first imaginary Mayor.  The […]

October 24, 2018 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Trudeau To Celebrate Marijuana Legalization By Taking A Rip From St. Claude’s Giant Pipe Oct. 17

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St. Claude, MB – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is kicking off the legalization of marijuana in a big […]

August 15, 2018 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Portage Bank First In Canada To Pay Those In Debt & Charge People For Saving

First Canadian bank to pay those in debt and punish savers by charging them.
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Portage la Prairie, MB  – A new financial institution is setting up shop promising to reward people who […]

July 25, 2018 All Posts, can I get a business

Canada Sending Mennonites Packing – Manitoba Political Leader Part Of Upcoming Exodus

Canada sends Mennonite people packing.
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WINNIPEG, MB – A recent federal government probe into the citizenship status of hundreds of second generation Mennonites […]

February 23, 2018 All Posts, Dawn of the Day, MBN Fiction

Canadian Government Sets Up Ministry of Tickling, Touching & Fondling

Ministry of Tickling, Touching and Fondling set up in Ottawa
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OTTAWA, ON – Canada’s government unanimously approved the creation of a new Federal Ministry of Tickling, Touching and […]

February 8, 2018 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Curling Surpasses Hockey To Become Whitest Sport In The World

Curling is now officially the whitest sport in the world
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WINNIPEG, MB – The Curling Collective of Canada is celebrating a major victory with the announcement their sport […]

January 29, 2018 All Posts, get the puck out, MBN Fiction

Assimilation Advocate Convinces Ottawa Immigrants Should Adopt Local Culture – All Canadians To Become Indigenous By 2023

Canadians to assimilate to corresponding First Nation in their area.
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PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB –  A local assimilation advocate has successfully lobbied the federal government to ensure all […]

January 3, 2018 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Trudeau Announces Portage MDC To Become Canada’s First Terrorist Rehabilitation Centre

Portage to host Canada's National Terrorist Rehabilitation Centre
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PORTAGE LA PRAIRIE, MB – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and the Federal Government have allocated funding for the […]

December 30, 2017 can I get a business, MBN Fiction, Where Ya Been?

Trudeau Announces Support & Severance Plan For Local Weed Dealers

Pot dealers can opt for severance or transitional support
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OTTAWA, ON –  Low level drug dealers feeling the squeeze from the upcoming legalization of cannabis received some […]

November 18, 2017 All Posts, can I get a business

Portage la Prairie Set To Be Test Market For Sharia Law

Portage geared up to become test site for Sharia Law in Canada
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Portage la Prairie, MB – Portage la Prairie is set to be a guinea pig for the governments […]

October 27, 2017 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Portager Doesn’t Get Most Tragically Hip Songs Must Flee To U.S.A. For Safety

Portager flees to U.S.A after admitting he doesn't get the Tragically Hip
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Portage la Prairie, MB – As a country mourned the loss of one of its greatest poets and […]

October 23, 2017 All Posts, saturday night videos

Mass Shootings Lead To Call For Travel Ban on Americans

Gun violence and mass shootings cause Canada to consider travel ban
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Portage la Prairie, MB – A group of political activists have convince local political leaders to pressure the […]

October 6, 2017 All Posts, MBN Fiction

Indians Want to Take Name Back From First Nations

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Portage la Prairie, MB –  Indians are starting a movement to get their name and image back.  Canadians […]

August 23, 2017 All Posts, MBN Fiction, Pow WOW

Costa Rica Joins Canada – Pallister First Simultaneous Premier Of Two Provinces

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San Jose, Costa Rica – Brian Pallister silences critics and makes history by convincing Central America’s best country […]

August 16, 2017 All Posts, MBN Fiction, Where Ya Been?

Trump Doesn’t Think About Canada But Likes Portage la Prairie Because “They’re Republicans” – “Could Be Our 51st State”

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Washington, D.C. –  Political pundits and journalists quickly condemned President Donald Trump for his comments about Canada in […]

August 7, 2017 All Posts, MBN Fiction
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