Helix Concert Ends After Fan Won’t Give An “R”
Kelowna, BC – After 33 years of giving R’s, O’s, C’s and K’s fans of Canadian heavy metal legends, Helix may have run out. At a rock festival in Kelowna this [...]
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Costa Rica Joins Canada – Pallister First Simultaneous Premier Of Two Provinces
San Jose, Costa Rica – Brian Pallister silences critics and makes history by convincing Central America’s best country to join confederation. Since becoming Premier [...]
Local 75 Year-Old Man Wins Prestigious Internet “Webby” Award By Clicking Over 1 Million Things
Gladstone, MB – Internet novice George MacGregor of Gladstone Manitoba has done something his tech savvy kids and grandchildren have only dreamt off. MacGregor is the only [...]
City Bans Hockey & Most Sports To Protect Kids From Concussions
Portage la Prairie, MB – One small Canadian city is taking a big stand to protect its children from catastrophic brain injuries by replacing hockey with yoga. Starting [...]
Grandma Sued $250K For Evicting Family For Not Paying Rent For 20 Years
Portage la Prairie, MB – One family is wishing Gramma would get run over by a reindeer long before Christmas after she gave them notice they have to leave. For 20 [...]
Mega Church Pastor Loves The Christian Brand But Is Less Impressed With Jesus
Houston, TX – The truth shall set you free, and Jeffery Roberts is telling his congregation the shocking truth about Jesus Christ and will be a guest this week on [...]
Manitoba Towns Fight Over World’s Sexiest Vegetable – Portage May Lose Potato Festival
Portage la Prairie, MB – Potatoes are sexy and they know it, and it seems everyone wants in on the action. For years, Portage la Prairie has been the home of the [...]
Police To Stop Yelling “Put Down Your Weapon” Replace With New, Kinder Questions
Portage la Prairie, MB – Superior psychology is replacing old-school tactics used to subdue potentially violent criminals. Portage la Prairie is the test site for [...]
Office Spinoff Series – “Schrute Farms” To Star Austin Area Mennonites & Locales
Hollywood, CA – The love of beets and bears is coming north thanks to a new spinoff from The Office being produced in the Austin, MB area by Hollywood and CIPP-TV. [...]
Trump Doesn’t Think About Canada But Likes Portage la Prairie Because “They’re Republicans” – “Could Be Our 51st State”
Washington, D.C. – Political pundits and journalists quickly condemned President Donald Trump for his comments about Canada in relation to NAFTA this week. A [...]
