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Ball Sniffing Police Dogs Root Out Country’s Largest Underground Bingo

Ball sniffing dogs lead police to largest illegal bingo game in Canada
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Portage la Prairie, MB – Illegal bingo operations are sprouting up all over the country as frustrated players try […]

January 5, 2021 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Man Mourns Loss Of Hockey Towel After It Tests Positive For Most Known Viruses & Pathogens

Kenny Barnes's looses his favourite hockey towel after not washing it for 30 years.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The towel hasn’t seen the inside of a washing machine since Pee Wee […]

May 15, 2020 get the puck out, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

High Levels Of Pretty Women Lead Portage la Prairie To Change Name To ‘Paradise City’

Portage la Prairie's large numbers of hot women lead city to change name to Paradise City inspired by Guns N' Roses song
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Soon going down to Paradise City, ‘where the grass is green and the […]

May 13, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Woman Turns Baking With Breast Milk & Vaginal Yeast Into Big Business

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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB –  One day, Paula McLaren was running low on baking supplies so she decided to […]

May 11, 2020 can I get a business, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Man Reads Entire Bible – Surprised By Weird “Sci-Fi” Ending

Corey Martens of Portage la Prairie, MB finished reading the entire Bible and was shocked by the weird sci-fi like ending
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Corey Martens has gone to church all his life but never took the […]

May 10, 2020 Dawn of the Day, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Canadian Wood Tick Catching Championship Looking To Break Record Of 4,569 Ticks On One Person

Canadian Wood Tick Catching Championships are set to go this weekend in Lavenham, Manitoba and Spruce Woods Provincial Park
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LAVENHAM, MB – A spring ritual that could be on an episode of Fear Factor is set to […]

May 9, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Portage Potato Festival Officially Becomes The Couch Potato Fest

The ever famous and wildly popular celebration of the world’s sexiest vegetable takes a creative new turn this year.
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – The ever famous and wildly popular celebration of the world’s sexiest vegetable takes […]

May 7, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

Free COVID Vacation Fund Created For The 28 People Who Still Haven’t Received Any Government Money

Winter Fiesta Fund or the Corona Castaway Benefit and will be available to all 28 remaining working Canadians
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OTTAWA, ON – The federal government worked overtime to come up with a new program to cover off […]

May 6, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

City Hosting Shoplifting Expo & World Championship Next Week

Shoplifting Expo will bring a wave of shoplifting to Portage la Prairie next week
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Light fingered Portagers are ready to put their skills on display in the […]

April 28, 2020 can I get a business, mbn news, NEWS, Stories

City’s New Battery-Operated Pigeons Being Attacked By Billy Neepawa’s Cats

Billy Neepawa's cat Oscar has been catching battery operated pigeons after the City replaced the batteries
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PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB – Even fresh batteries can’t keep the City’s monitoring pigeons out of the grasp […]

April 27, 2020 mbn news, NEWS, Stories

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