PORTAGE la PRAIRIE, MB –
A recent report indicates a Sasquatch sighting at the North End Corner Store and Deli late last week.
This is the seventh report of a Sasquatch in the Portage la Prairie area in the last month coming from the North End.
Witnesses said they saw the beast strolling down Fifth Avenue at around 10:30pm on Friday. The Sasquatch entered the North End Corner Store and Deli using the front door and purchased Old Dutch Chips (salt and vinegar and ketchup) a two litre of Pepsi and lottery tickets.
Employs of the store did not realize the customer as a Sasquatch initially but after they reviewed the security footage they confirmed it was a big foot.
Authorities are unsure where the Sasquatch is living but they assume it is somewhere in the North End and that he does not have access to an automobile or bicycle.
They remind residents to be mindful of Sasquatch and not to engage them in an aggressive or sexual manner. You should never post the whereabouts of Sasquatch on social media and never mention them to those from outside of Portage la Prairie.
All communication regarding Sasquatch will be monitored and violators of the policy will be apprehended.
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